I live in one of the weirdest places on earth. I live in Portland, Oregon, where every year thousands of nude bicycling enthusiasts get together to combine two of their favorite activities: being nude and riding bicycles.
Here’s footage (NSFW (you knew that right, we’re talking nude bicyling)):

My favorite part of this- the people wearing bike helmets. You’re putting your *skin orchestra* in great danger, but you won’t part with your helmet. Brilliant!
Safety in Numbers
What does this have to do with the weirdo box? There’s safety in numbers. …